We struggle to tender in between vast superyatchs on both sides, only to disembark right into a Range Rover showroom. Clearly today’s destination is a millionaires playground!

Earlier we’ve enjoyed another breakfast in Fil Rouge, officially our favourite breakfast destination. Next we pick up a tender ticket, just a two minute wait and we’re sat on the tender expecting to head off. Sadly, we are thwarted at this moment as a chap had an epilectic fit and in the following few minutres we were effectively ring-side to an episode of Casualty. 

We have complete praise for both the regular staff and emergency response team, which was exceptionally rapid. The medical team charged in to care for this man, meanwhile once it was obvious he wasn’t able to move we were all evacuated back to the ship. 

Red rescue boat at sea with passengers wearing life jackets boarding the vessel; calm blue water and distant boats on the horizon.

Although we were no longer witness to the events it clearly took a while to help him and it was about 25 minutes before we were taken back to the tender.

Finally on land, we  arrived at the marina of Porto Cervo on the Italian island of Sardinia. This is a new destination to us and we are pleasantly surprised at how lovely it is. The quayside is fabulously appointed, as previously mentioned there’s  a Range Rover dealership right on the dockside, along with a multitude of exquisite resturants to cater for the yatching cummunity. A little distance away we spy a fabuouls five-star hotel, and elsewhere there are some gorgeous villas surrounding the marina.

People sunbathing on a rocky beach with turquoise water and green hills in the background, under a clear blue sky.
Coastal beach scene with turquoise water, sunbathers along the shore, and green hills in the background.

However our adventure is focussed on the nearby national park, which has loads of walking routes. We head off in a southerly direction to the nearby areas of Piccolo and Grande Pevero, a beach, an hotel and a load more fabulous villas and apartments. We walk on into the park and follow a route to our intended destination, another beach called Spiaggia del Cervo. It’s a surprise how incredibly hot and tough the journey is, and we are briefly relieved when we see a small kiosk on the beach stocked with beers and juices. 

Two men taking a seaside selfie with rocky coastline, blue sky, and turquoise water behind them. The man on the left wears a light blue shirt and glasses; the man on the right wears a pink shirt and necklace.
Man stands on a sandy beach near calm blue water, with thatched umbrellas and lounge chairs along the shore behind him.
Bright blue sky over a calm bay, with rocky, green hills along the shore and several small boats floating near the horizon; a dock extends from the right side into the water along the shore.

This is short lived when the agreeable young man explains that it’s only for the privileged hotel guests who are ferried here by motor-launch, thus avoiding the madness of the public beach. He does however give us two cartons of mineral water to refil our flasks, a welcome gesture.

Statue of Mary in a rounded glass shrine set on a stone pedestal among rocks and scrubby bushes under a clear blue sky.
Man in a pink shirt standing on large rocky shore by calm blue water, with boats in the distance and hills on the horizon.
Two men posing for a selfie on a rocky seaside with clear blue water and hills in the background; several boats anchored offshore on a sunny day.
Large white cruise ship on the open sea with several smaller boats nearby under a clear blue sky.
Person in a pink shirt and shorts climbs rocky coastline beside a blue sea with several boats in the distance.

We return via a little detour for Madonnina, which we correctly guess to be a small shrine, it’s quite a scrabble to find her but we manage, both sustaining some minor damage on the way. We also use the beach to cut off a mile of countryside, and finally retrace our steps back to Porto Cervo, losing count of the Ferrari, Lambourgini, Aston Martin and of course Range Rovers that pass us.

Crowded sandy beach along a turquoise bay with colorful umbrellas, sunbathers, and clear water, backed by green hills and mountains.
Large cruise ship on a calm blue sea, seen through foreground trees.

Just missing a tender we wander around a while, have a quick chat with Sophie and Claudio. Our return tender is very bouncy, it take four attempts to berth against the ship as the swell has dramatically increased, and we just make it back for lunch, a well-deserved burger after ten miles of hard slog.

Man in a pink shirt standing in a sunny plaza with pastel buildings and a colorful mural wall in the background
Outdoor plaza with a peach stucco building, blue balcony rails, and large potted cacti in the foreground.
Marina filled with large white yachts docked along a sunny waterfront, purple flowers in the foreground and a pedestrian pathway.
Crew in life vests standing on a small tender boat alongside a large gray ship at sea during a docking maneuver.

The afternoon brings on some blogging along with some other bits and bobs, until it’s time to dress for dinner plus a cheeky Chardonnay as well.

Champagne bottles on a shelf with two filled stemmed glasses in front.
Smiling shirtless man sitting on a boat deck, holding a glass of white wine with a laptop nearby and another wine glass on the table against a sea backdrop.

It’s our first visit to Marble & Co, the ship’s steakhouse, which is curiously dark. In fact we really didn’t appreciate the atmosphere as it was also very noisy. However the food is fabulous, from a whisky laden lobster bisque and various salads. We know the M’d from Seabourn and he insists we try a lobster brioche between courses! Then it is various incarnations of steaks before fabulous puddings. 

Creamy mashed potatoes in a small metal bowl, topped with black caviar and chopped herbs.
Bowl of shredded cabbage salad with herbs, topped by a crispy lacy cracker, beside a small bowl of sauce on a white plate and table.
Plate with bite-sized cheese, roasted beet chunks, orange segments, and microgreens drizzled with balsamic glaze on a gray dish.
Caesar salad with romaine and croutons in a white bowl, along with a glass of white wine on the table and a hand in the background.
Cup of orange creamy soup with a cream swirl and green herbs in a white cup on a saucer; liquid being poured into the cup from a bottle nearby.
Juicy grilled steak on a white plate with rosemary, two olives, and a small ramekin of sauce nearby.
Plate with a meat entrée topped by a nest of crispy fried onions, accompanied by a small bowl of creamy dipping sauce and green vegetables on the side.
Grilled steak on a white plate with a small cup of sauce and two glossy cherry tomatoes; plate has sauce splatters and herbs in background.
Creamy chicken salad piled on a toasted croissant on a plate, with fries and another plate in the blurred background
Dessert in a bowl with white meringue shards, whipped cream, red berry sauce, and mixed berries (strawberries and blackberries).
Small black bowl with a creamy dessert topped by crispy fried crumbles and green herbs on a dark textured table surface.
Scoop of vanilla ice cream resting in a metal ring mold over a plate, ready to serve.

The turn is a brilliant magician, but TBH it’s quite hard to concentrate after all that food!

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